Description

Sometimes you’ve got groceries to get, laundry to fold, homework to ignore… and priorities to keep real questionable.

This shirt is not for the faint of heart or anyone easily offended by middle school-level humor. It’s for the agent of chaos. The class clown. The friend who definitely shouldn’t wear this to dinner with your parents—but probably will anyway.

Gets laughs? Yes.
Gets you invited back to church? …eh, probably not

Color Options: Red, Tropical Blue, Navy, and Black
Sizes S to 3XL, because your mom has no bounds

Wear responsibly. Or don’t. You do you. (And apparently, their mom too.)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!