Description

He’s not out cold — he’s just conducting a highly focused eyelid inspection.

This tee captures the sacred dad ritual: arms crossed, recliner engaged, chaos erupting around him… and he’s still insisting he’s “not sleeping.” Whether it’s toys on the floor, coffee spilled, or kids climbing the furniture — he remains unbothered. Possibly even dreaming of mowing the lawn.

Perfect for nappers in denial, masters of the mid-day snooze, and anyone who thinks snoring is just “deep breathing.” Comfy enough to actually fall asleep in.

Color Options: Red, Tropical Blue, White, and Black
Sizes S to 3XL

Zzz sold separately.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!