Description

This yard doesn’t mow itself… and this dad takes the law (and the grass) into his own hands.

Armed with orthopedic sneakers and a lawnmower-turned-patrol car, our local Lawn Enforcement officer is here to serve, protect, and edge clean lines. Whether he’s writing citations for patchy turf or responding to reports of dandelions, one thing’s clear: this ain’t his first mow-down.

Soft, comfortable, and cut with military precision.
For dads, grandpas, and suburban legends everywhere.

Color Options: Red, Tropical Blue, Navy, and Black
Sizes S to 3XL

Lawn and order have been restored.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!