Description

When life hits you with a surprise, and all you can say is… well, this.

This shirt is for the overworked, the under-caffeinated, and the chronically startled. Featuring a wide-eyed ghost and a phrase that says exactly what you’re thinking (but in PG-13), it’s the perfect fit for anyone who’s ever walked into a room and immediately forgotten why.

Soft, breathable, and just the right amount of unhinged.
Wear it to brunch. To meetings. To therapy. We’re not judging.

Color Options: Red, Tropical Blue, White, and Black
Sizes S to 3XL, because dad jokes know no bounds.

Because sometimes, all you can say is… holey sheet.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!